in geoggers

noon chums fanfan alurkin’ chez geoggers. kirsten is lurkin’ aussi and i believe shes rather confuzzled about bonjblog. im supposed to be consuming some shite abou nouvelle caledonia but i couldnt be fridged. i am cachinating within this land o putes because theres many a posters apostin’ at i. and oon o them is about blogs. and its informs me that a video blog is bonjed a vlog. how lolus. yay deedee et fanfan shall bonj our bonj vlog. o and were also goin’ aspyin to the grand veiwers to consume elderly soliel with our spyers.

noon friends fanfan in geography. kirsten is sitting with me and i thing shes confused about bonjblog. im supposed to be reading some shite about new caledonia but i couldnt be stuffed. i am laughing in this coputer room because there lots of poster. and one of them is about blogs. it says that a video bolg is called a vlog.how funny. yay deedee and fanfan will make our bonj vlog. and were also going to the cinema to consume new moon with our eyes

au rev -BonjVlog
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MANY A Q

detensh

bonj chums
LING: deedee alurkin’ chez histoire. ms chef might asquizin’ at i so i must be vite. on the day o’ wed THAT GIRL and i were lending fan a helping foot with her rat. mr. smee enetered the closed space o’ rat and gave us detenshes and told us to evacuate and never bonj again. now we have to bonj on fri and do some ascribblin’ . how shite in the day. q and then when THAT GIRL OVER THERE and i were minding our own blobbers he tried to aurev out the room opener and he got caught in it!!!! CACCHINATE!

ENG: deedee in history, ms chef might see me so i must be quick. on wednesday THAT GIRL and i were helping fanfan with her art. mr smee entered the art room and gave us detentions and told us to leave and never come back again now we have to go there on friday and do some scribbling (drawing) how bad. o and when THAT GIRL OVER THERE and i were minding our own business he tried to go out the door and he got caught in it!!!!! LAUGH!

au rev!
-BONJblog. or JnobGlob
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MANY A Q FOR OUR CHUMS READING THIS

brief case

just a veet brief case fro thou but i just memoired some ling
eve/noon/morn-hello/good evening/good morning/ good after noon.

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Jnob chummers

noon chums, just wish to bonj you we have many new addishis to ling!
mo/stache/upper lip fuzzers/5oclockshadow/many other i cant quite rememb-stache
gur/guru gay- new sir o pe
sir smee- that shite lad that lurks around the rooms o’ rat
joshica-she josh
josh senior-joshes elder bro
ranger sophia-sophia with carrot top hair
o sqiz if im shiteing with all these oodles o’ omeeg but sqiz at this lolus crepes.

You: bonj
Stranger: hi
Stranger: asl?
You: 15faustralia
Stranger: good
Stranger: 17
You: yes its rather the tres
Stranger: usa
You: he or she or shemale?
Stranger: i m smith
Stranger: i m smith
You: o
You: im rather the confuzzled
Stranger: u?
Stranger: why?
You: CONFUZZLED YOU SHITE LAD
You: art thou a sir smee?
You: or a guru gay?
Stranger: i wana fuck u.
You: non merc
You: thou alurkin’ chezomeeg?
You: o non au rev
You: NO QS FOR THOU

i couldent be fridged longing it so au rev
-Jnob glob.
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Jnob

bonj everyoon!
GNIL: eedeed ‘nikrula. ‘niyaya i ma ni eerf doirep. sdrawkcab ‘nibbalba si os unf
GNE: deedee ereh. yay i ma in eerf doirep. sdrawkcab gniklat si os nuf

ua ver!
-JnobGlob. (lol)
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Why not to lowride.

Abonjin’! LING: deedee alurkin chez elders youPhone. Aspillin the baked beans to any boyos oot there why it’s cest nul to ride lowly. At the start o’ the yonk fanfan and I were alurkin chez cross coun. We spied this freshman who was lowriding. When he moved his lurkers his pantaloons fell down. We shared oodles o’ rolls in the aisles. ENG TRANSLATION: hey. Just informing any boys out there why you shouldn’t lowride. When fanfan and I were at cross country we saw a boy who was lowriding. When he ran his pants fell down we laughed . So don’t lowride unless you want to end up like this tragic young lad. Au rev. BonjBlog qqqqqqqqqqqqqqqqqqqqqqqqqqqz.

Au reved chez education construction

bonj fanfan alurkin’ as many of my chums are aware o’, i have been aureved chez eduction construction. its rather shite and my mooma wont unodd let me promenade in mother nature. i have been paying my yonks alurkin chez pute. i have been alurkin’ within omeeg and some oclocks i ling just for fnu. this is some lol lingin at a rather shite in the day lad.

Hi fanfan here, as many of my friends know i have been away from school its rather bad and my mother wont even let me walk outside. i have been spending my days on the computer. i have been on omegele and some times i ling just for fun. this is some funny linging at a rather bad lad.:

Stranger: Justin Bieber
You: hi there my new chum
You: thats a nice name you got there
Stranger: i know
You: your old man river mut be proud
Stranger: yes
Stranger: thats not my name
Stranger: thats not my
Stranger: name
Stranger: but justin bieber
Stranger: i like him a lot
Stranger: i think he’s really hot
You: i am non aware o’ his being
Stranger: …
Stranger: fuck you
Stranger: jks
You: swear words arnt care words
Stranger: sware bears arent care bears
Stranger: but im not complaining
You: ABOWIN YOUR TETE IN SHAME
Stranger: your hot
Stranger: i love you
You: my left ventricle is xxs for thou

nice snog deedee
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second option :)

bonj everyoon!
im vachement bored so i decided to ling some words to second chance by shinedown.
lingo translated by deedee

My squinters are ouvrezed xxxl, by the crescent i made it through the yonk. i glare at the 3rd planet from the de soleil out the side, by the parade in not au revving on the day o’ to. i just spied the comet o’ hale she bonjed. said why art thou always moving your lurkers in place. even the male in the lune evaporated. somewhere in the troposcater. dictate to my moom. dictate to my fart. ive done the best i can. make them relays, this is the life o’ i. i hope they comprehend. im not angerfull, im just blabbing. sometimes au rev is a second option. please don’t atearin one raindrop for i. im not vachement scraed of what i have to blabb. this is my oon and oonly interpreter. so keep your listenrs peeled, its only for the day o’ to. dictate to my moom. dictate to my fart. ive done the best i can. make them relays, this is the life o’ i. i hope they comprehend. im not angerfull, im just blabbing. sometimes au rev is a second option. here lurks my opening, this is the opening o’ i. somtimes au rev is a second option.,
au rev
-BonjBlog qq

lad o’ omege doesnt jadorin’ at ling :(

Stranger: hey
You: hello there dear chum
Stranger: chum? someone acting ye old english tonight?
You: o non merc fans just alingin’ at thou
Stranger: totally brah
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bonj peeps o’ the 3rd planet from the de soleil

ling:
it is i, deedee, aspillin’ the beans at thou. yesteryear, as thouins maybe aware, beeniehoos and i took a detour to evergreen terrace (marges hoos). it sniffed like le fromage eww how shite. it was ever so weird alurkin’ chez her room. but now we are asseyez-vousing in mat le mat bored out of our thinkers. but its ok beccause ms. Q let us bozz some putes although we had to get the door openers from martian apple :S oh what a gay day.

english translation:
hello people of the 3rd planet from the sun
it is me, deedee, blogging to you. yesterday, as you may be aware, beenihoos and i went to marge’s house. it smelled like cheese ewww how gross. it was really weird going in her room. but now we are sitting in maths bored out of our brains,. but its ok because ms. Q let us borrow some computers although we had to get the keys from martian apple. :S oh what a good day.

au rev!
-BonjBlog. Q.